I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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