And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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