I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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