she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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