And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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