Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
birth control should be required to get into college
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
whose parrot is this?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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