So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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