the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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