i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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