do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My sheets look like a crime scene.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
its liver damage thursday
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