You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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