Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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