Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS