Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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