Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility