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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?

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• (626): View more from California

  I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.

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• (818): View more from California

  You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.

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• (925): View more from California

  Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.

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  Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.

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