I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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