I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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