I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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