At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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