My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
even my farts smell like vagina
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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