I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize