i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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