Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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