Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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