So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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