so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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