You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i think i have herpe
just one?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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