after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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