that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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