super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
one might say we're banned from that church
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
This is my life. Enjoy the view
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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