what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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