just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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