Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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