Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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