i permit you to call me
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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