Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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