I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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