Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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