just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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