Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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