i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm both gender and math confused
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