Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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