what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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