Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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