its not stalking. its research.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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