you win again, gameday.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
