I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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