$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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