Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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