I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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