His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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