oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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