the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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