I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You ate ashes out of my bong
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Randomize
