i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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