what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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