he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
handjob tips. give me some.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.