how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders