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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?

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  how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.

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• (858): View more from California

  I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders

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