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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Me and my dog bond so much when im high.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love

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  I remember it like it was tomorrow.

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• (831): View more from California

  if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located

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  Importance

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/

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